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OPs reaction is how I envision my parents reacted to my birth:
"Oh she's so shiny and new and still has the packaging on! She's so smooth and quiet!"
Little did they know the busted, loud, dirty ho I would one day become.
My parents would say: "oh, you were so cute. [pause] What happened?"
Psh, Imma say you grew up to be even cuter!
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Very kind for someone who never met or even saw me. :)