this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2024
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As you can see it's shiny new and still has its packaging on it. It's was so smooth and quiet!

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[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

OPs reaction is how I envision my parents reacted to my birth:

"Oh she's so shiny and new and still has the packaging on! She's so smooth and quiet!"

Little did they know the busted, loud, dirty ho I would one day become.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My parents would say: "oh, you were so cute. [pause] What happened?"

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Psh, Imma say you grew up to be even cuter!

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

<3

Very kind for someone who never met or even saw me. :)