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Functional bros be like (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Why even use variables in the first place? Just place the values directly into your code. If you need to change a value, that's just bad planning. Hell, why even use values either? Just run a loop on the INC instruction until you get the value you need. It's just efficient programming.