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Google cosplay is not business-critical (programming.dev)
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Transcription: a Twitter thread from Gary Bernhardt.

  • You, the one who is reading this! You don't need Kubernetes!
  • Also microservices.
  • Also queues that are separate from your primary database (for most apps).
  • Google cosplay is not business-critical.

Source: https://twitter.com/garybernhardt/status/1344341213575483399

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[โ€“] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

All Kubernetes usually leads to huge SRE costs for a tiny app

Hush, I'm working as an SRE and don't want anyone to figure this out.

[โ€“] thesmokingman@programming.dev 9 points 8 months ago

Add Istio and no one will be able to fire you without fucking up mutual TLS