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Touch a file in Linux (programming.dev)

submitted 6 months ago by chraebsli@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 64 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can only touch in places where you have permission to touch.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

sudo touch woman

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Iseif is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

to whom, perchance?

[–] gaael@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

[–] lud@lemm.ee 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

[–] thecodeboss@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Omg I hadn't seen this one before, laughing so hard