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As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 56 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)
  • Viewport engineer.
  • Browser-space technician.
  • Microsoft painter-decorator.
  • Inferior decorator.
  • He-who-responds (on the bugs channel).
  • Scope denier.
  • Manager disappointer.
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

inferior decorator

This one is going in my dad joke arsenal. Thank you

[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 11 points 8 months ago

Electron herder

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

I am the worst kind of programmer, I'm a Scope Inflator.