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submitted 6 months ago by renzev@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[–] evranch@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As I said,

C/++ with renewed appreciation

No such thing as eval in non-interpreted languages. Unless you're crazy enough to invoke the compiler and exec() the result.

I used eval too in my Perl days which is why I specifically called it out. IMO any time you see eval used there should be another, more proper way to do it.

[–] CapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I was joking, and definitely agree with you. I don't think I've used eval since my first programming course in uni.

Edit: Except for monkey hacks for laughs of course.