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Daily Discussion Thread: 🍅 Wed 13 Mar 2024 (aussie.zone)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Squirt an air compressor in the gap? Got a mechanic nearby?

Glue a piece of wood to each bowl, let it set, pull them apart.

Make a loop of string and try and feed / saw it into the gap,

Sacrifice one bowl.

Fill your sink with hot water, put the bowls in, put ice cubes in the top bowl.

Put a little fuel in there and light it on fire somewhere safe.

Personal massage device to vibrate them apart.

Good luck.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago

Staff at personal devices shop: Welcome! How can I help you?
AJ: I'd like a massage device that vibrates.
Staff: Any preference for size and shape?
AJ: Something gentle. It's for my bowls who love each other too much.