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Solutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions. (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by renzev@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[–] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 87 points 8 months ago (3 children)

C: "Segmentation fault."

Where?

C: 🤷🏻

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 54 points 8 months ago (1 children)

C: gestures vaguely everywhere

[–] veniasilente@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

C++: "You just pointed to all of me."

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Then you open the core file with GDB and hope the stack is not smashed.

[–] PixelProf@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

I don't know why, but I still can't open a core file without going I'm in. I don't do QA, though, and so tinkering with final breath of my program frozen in time maintains some novelty.

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 17 points 8 months ago

gdb -> where