all you have to do

This was the funniest part.

Hey, I come from an army family: it put food on our table and gave one of us a degree, finally. But even back then, with an autocratic family life, there was still NO F'N WAY dad was gonna succeed in lining up the family to walk in a manageable line across the lawn and pick stones. Maybe we'd line up, but the work wouldn't be that good because #teenager