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Kids Explain How They’re Brainwashed By The ‘Woke’ Public School Agenda (www.theonion.com)

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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 71 points 8 months ago (1 children)

they were all funny.

i did lol at this one

“The idea that a number could go into another number is inherently sexual, and therefore grooming."