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Can confirm, am ded. But 5G reception great!
The trick is to ingest Dihydrogen Monoxide (or DHMO). It's a common industrial solvent, and it's the same chemical Starbucks uses to addict people to their coffee, but if you maintain a steady dose of DHMO, toxins will be flushed through your kidneys.