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[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 64 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

Kid: "Mom, can we have Linux?"

Mom: "We have Linux at home!"

Linux at home:

[–] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Instead of daemons, it's angels.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Angaels*

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 8 months ago

I knew the Irish were involved!

[–] uis@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

No, it's church services

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

https://pudge.net/jesux/

Jesux, the distribution that will not lead you into temptation

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just port TempleOS for modern architecture and use that, you filthy heathen

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if there's anything doing actual production written in Holy C.

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Mental illness, and, you know, the whole God thing aside, Terry Davis was one dedicated motherfucker. As crude as templeOS is, the shit he did to create it is pretty impressive.

I'm too afraid to install it for fear of bursting into flames tho.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Very brilliant, very sick man.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago

HOW DARE YOU REMOVE JEEBUS FROM MAH OS!!!! SINNER!!!!

[–] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

No encryption provided; Christians have nothing to hide

I actually 100% support this. Let's make sure every church only uses HTTP and does not hash their passwords.

After all...what do they have to hide?

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I once met someone back in school (eons ago) that was both a devout Born-again Christian and wildly enthusiastic Linux user. I once remarked that I personally witnessed him convert more people to Linux than Christianity.

Stupid teenage me didn't mean to come of as so savage, but judging by the look on his face, I think that broke him a little. :(

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 12 points 8 months ago

Commands are now called prayers and must end in "amen" or God will rm -rf your files.