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A 62-Year-Old German Man Got 217 Covid Shots—and Was Totally Fine (www.wired.com)

submitted 6 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I aspire to be this guy.

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[–] yarr@feddit.nl 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but I heard my cousin's friend had only one and instantly got autism.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

If to mine but every time I try to use my 5G Mark of the beast I get an error message about having to update Adobe to get my full experience

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You need to get an even number of shots. 0, 2, 4, 8... Everybody knows that. Its basic science.

At 217 this guy's in real trouble if he doesn't grab another.