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wait til you reach your 110s, that's when things really start cramping
I plan to shed my limbs before then and transform into a lizard.
Personally, I'll become a mind in an anthropomorphic machine in the highly unlikely event that the technology gets there in the 25-40 years I have left lol.
Lizards are cool and all, but being cold-blooded only works for capitalists and have you ever tried playing Fallout New Vegas without hands?