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Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio (www.theolognion.com)

submitted 8 months ago by LinearArray@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] xor@infosec.pub -4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

c# and .net? ewww....

gimme c, c++, go, rust, ruby, python...
and umm, no dude, native apps are a lot more powerful than web apps... they are not usurped at all

there's more of them, but there's more scooters than motorcycles...

[–] metaballism 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So if I'm using Rust to write a web app that compiles to WebAsm, what am I?

[–] xor@infosec.pub -2 points 8 months ago

a dingo

[–] astraeus@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Scooters are more efficient, get you where you need to go and cost less to maintain. Your analogy is actually pretty good in that regard.

[+] xor@infosec.pub -9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

yeah and they only get you around the neighborhood, any actual distance and a motorcycle is infinitely better...
but, it figures you'd miss that, since you're a dumby dumbo mcpoopoo head webdev

[–] astraeus@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now you’re throwing ad hominem around. You don’t need to be toxic to communicate your point, web development did at one point have a lot of growing to do and I can admit that there is still plenty of progress to be made. In 2024 however, ignoring the web ecosystem as any type of developer is purely traditionalist elitism.

[–] xor@infosec.pub -3 points 8 months ago

bruh, this is programming_humor... chill, im sure you're a fine human being

[–] anzo@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Please refrain of using offensive words, specially if you are trying to actually communicate an idea that is by all means demeaning to other people. The community is about humour, keep that in mind ;)

[–] xor@infosec.pub 1 points 8 months ago

word, "dumb ass" was supposed to be a joke too, but i edited it to be less offensive