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Defiant Nikki Haley campaign refuses to quit, “we have tonnes of support from our voter” (chaser.com.au)

submitted 8 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Also, if by any chance he gets convicted prior, he might be the only option not currently in jail.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

That too, but the last few years have destroyed any remaining faith I had in our nation's state and federal judicial systems.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

If he manages to get disqualified, sure, Haley would be the shoe-in replacement. But getting convicted of any of the other stuff doesn't actually stop him from running.

[–] Rhaedas@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

That would only get more support for him from those who blindly worship him. There's no legal restriction.