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Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change (thehill.com)

submitted 6 months ago by anzich@feddit.de to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] tree@lemmy.zip 51 points 6 months ago (2 children)

IT WAS ALL THOSE DAMN AVOCADOS, WHY DIDN'T WE JUST SIMPLY STOP EATING THOSE AVOCADOS

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

They tried to tell us when they said to stop eating avocado toast

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Don't forget Harambe! If we didn't kill that monkey the world would surely be in a better place now...

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

M O N K E Y ?

You dare disrespect Harambae?

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

You're 100% right. I should have written ape. I'm sorry friend. RIP