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I'm pretty sure I'm a 17 year old stuck in an old man dad bod, and it's fucking amazing. People sell me booze and power tools without question.
Don't forget spray paint and lighters!
I can just...rent a bulldozer. Whenever I want. And no one will even try to stop me. Not until it's too late, at least.
Very Killdozer vibes. Pop off, King! (or Queen- I don't know you especially when the FBI comes around asking questions 😉)
I just hope they work on a way of getting it unstuck from buildings, nothing could stop you then.