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12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home (www.theonion.com)

submitted 6 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] dditty@lemm.ee 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This was me in church every Sunday calculating how many lobsters id have to sell to buy a full set of Rune armor in RuneScape

[–] Aermis@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

F I miss the gold runescape days.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Old school RuneScape is pretty great. I do fishing and stuff on the treadmill and then PvP when I'm on my PC.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Jagex has made it a pain in the ass to cancel membership now, so they finally fucked up enough to get me to quit for good.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I just canceled mine a few weeks ago in about 30 seconds with no issues since I'm on holiday. Will resub soon.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

When I last did it, the cancel membership button was gone, instead I had to search through support pages for 10 minutes to find I needed to go to a different page than where my membership was and remove the card from the account. The whole thing soured me to the company. Guess they changed it back. Too late for me.