I can recreate similar results in any mirror with enough alcohol.
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You look just as hot as you do in the mirror in real life, you just gotta carry yourself with the same confidence you do alone in the bathroom.
Naked and arguing with myself. Got it.
Confidence matters more than you might think. With enough confidence, you could walk down a high street completely naked, and leave others wondering if they are actually over dressed.
The bathtub scene in “Get Carter” is an excellent example. Michael Caine manages to walk out onto the street with nothing but a dad body, a shotgun, and a pissed off expression.
Well, fuck. I look like an angry sasquatch in the mirror.
You should become a park groundskeeper with an encyclopedic knowledge of the mystical.