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12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home (www.theonion.com)

submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Perfectly said. As a kid I never appreciated the things my dad made me do. But as an adult I really appreciate it.

I also think it helped me appreciate the games at home more. Once I graduated high school and spent the entire summer at home inside I got really fucking bored of my games really fast.

[–] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 1 points 8 months ago

Yeah man like, in short kids are kinda dumb and short-sighted. I also remember the urge to eat candy and drink pop till I destroyed my stomach, which is obviously a terrible idea haha

The memories are worth way more than another day fucking off gaming.