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Great plan, except having to live in Bama (lemmy.world)
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[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Think about how hard it will be to explain the difference between chronological and biological age to the average supporter of this ruling... You will probably have to throw away and replace the eggs every 18 years, or you get more votes but lose the tax advantage.

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

That'd be "murder" though - guess you'll have to just keep the train rolling.

[–] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I mean eggs are really small So it wouldn't be hard to keep a ton of them for your whole life