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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Forks where the back half is heavier then the front half give me so much rage. Why my fork keep falling off my plate???

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But it becomes perfectly balanced when your holding food in it

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But when it has food on it, you hold the fork in your hand and thus can ignore imbalance

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

a) why are you putting your fork down? Dinner is a race.

b) does your fork have a huge jeweled pomel? I can't image a fork so imbalanced that you accidently place it such that it falls off the plate lol.

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Some forks have really "fancy" hand - thick and heavy.

Of course, it's a small problem, but annoying one

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

I kinda get it in concept. But I can't imagine leaving enough of my fork hanging out past my plate that this would ever be a problem no matter how heavy-handled the fork.

Can I get a pic of how you rest your fork? 🤣