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Anon hatches a plan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 129 points 8 months ago (3 children)

24 yo describing 17 yo: qt

4channer indeed

[–] omgarm@feddit.nl 67 points 8 months ago

Clearly the 17 year old posted this, thinking of all the ways he could be screwed over if he ever dared to talk to a woman.

[–] Gingernate@programming.dev 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I think they are referring to the gas station

[–] littlecolt@lemm.ee 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nope, tesco.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Chuck Tesco

[–] norbert@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Tell me you're from the midwest without saying you're from the midwest. And now I need a Rooster Booster.

[–] bzz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There’s QT all over Texas too

[–] Gingernate@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

AZ as well

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

Cutie chavs. Now I've truly heard everything.