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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/hmmm@lemmy.world

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[–] fiercekitten@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I’ll gladly pass on heaven, as well as being penetrated by jesus; I don’t think anyone i want to hang out with is going to be there.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Well I'm a heterosexual woman and I've never imagined jesus fucking me until now, and tbh he is kinda hot, I'd let him in.

I mean as long as he's not some sort of zombie corpse because from what I understand, he was in his prime like over 2000 years ago, and I am NOT a necrophiliac, so let's clearly establish that boundary.

[–] fiercekitten@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

Oh yeah, the depictions of jesus where he’s totally ripped and muscular? I could be into that. Oh no, am I Christian curious now?!

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Its funny the church thinks Jesus would be a top when the most important story at his climax was getting penetrated by multiple men as a crowd watched. Phrasing.