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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 213 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
Hark! An SSL error, a tempest 'pon our web,
Wherein secure connection falters, doth ebb.
Aye, 'tis a quandary, a breach of secure bond,
Thus, a web of trust, alas, beyond respond.
In cryptic seas, where code and cipher dance,
An error doth arise, denying safe romance.
Oh, noble server, fraught with digital woe,
Thy encryption falters, aye, laid low.
Let us mend this rift, this breach, anon,
And restore the web to its rightful throne."

Lord ChatGPT of Someshire

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

but it's not in blank verse?

[–] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 43 points 8 months ago

Both are so stupid and I still chuckle every time I see those.

[–] andioop@programming.dev 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I literally just posted this in !software_gore@programming.dev because they had the same energy so I ~~found it on the original Reddit post~~ remembered this one too. Great minds think alike?

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 7 points 8 months ago

That's amazing lol

Great minds indeed

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare was plagiarizing Oscar Wilde there.