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submitted 8 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 51 points 8 months ago (2 children)

taking notes

Do not.. cum.. on the ground..

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Is cumming on the bedside table alright with the Lord?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Just as long as you don't use the Lord's denture cup

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

Idk but definitely not under your desk. He hates that

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

No. Only the face. Or the neck, for the holy pearly necklace.

[–] Bakachu@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

So its like the lava game then. But for your dick.