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My son uses Arch... How do I know? He tells me... Constantly... (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Those who want to spread the good news about cold water spraying on your dirty rosebud would give a shit. At least they would like to tell you about the life changing bidet.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

All glory to the bidet!

Me and my friends converted a few years back and we used to sing over Michael Jackson "Beat it" but with "Bidet" instead.

There is no way back for us.

[–] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You clearly used one of those adapters for a regular toilet. If you do it right, and get the new plumbing installed and an actual bidet, you can have confortable temperature water spraying on your dirty rosebud.

Also no, I don't own one... yet. I've just looked into it.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

I have had both a cold water one and a dual temp bidet. By the time the water heated up I'm clean so I decided not to even bother hooking the hot water up.