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submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] akincisor@sh.itjust.works 65 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Wizard: I'm not keeping cash, I'm buying paper and ink and scrolls with it.

Being a wizard is super expensive.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Adventurers don’t know that. My horc fighter sees a wizard tower and automatically wants to raid it for magic weapons.

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Instead of magic weapons in the vault you just find 300 years of tax paperwork

Even the lich king doesn't want to throw down with the IRS

[–] teft@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Good thing I kept this crown of intelligence.

Ever had an 8 int horc do your paperwork? It’s not good.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 2 points 7 months ago

The Great Audit of Bobisocheles.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Death by papercuts