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To be fair the cop acted appropriately. You never know what the criminal is doing. YES the criminal was in handcuffs, YES he was in the car. But everyone has seen those videos of people escaping out of cop cars. And lets be real here he was already under arrest, IE he was likely a waste for society anyway. Its a fact and scientific evidence that criminals are always up to no good.
Damn, if you licked the cop's boots any harder they'd end up with trenchfoot
If you're being sarcastic, it's way too realistic.
It's called trolling, and he's doing it well. I remember in at least 2008 this image being in almost everyone's drive:
Down = up
I feel like that was the mantra in early September. It's too bad it didn't stick but I'm on board with reviving this one.
An acorn fell on his car
But it could have been the criminal. Its like Schrodingers cat. The moment he looked he would find out but at that point its better to shoot and be safe. I prefer a hardworking cop over a criminal. People have value in a society.
Cops can be criminals too. The world isn't so black and white.
Y’all really can’t tell from all that exaggeration that that is a joke?
Sadly it's not too far from what cop simps actually say. The only giveaway is using words like "criminal" instead of "thug"
Also, appealing to something like scientific evidence to make a point, they'd never do that
I’ll take a detained suspect in handcuffs over a jumpy simpleton with a handgun any day.
Let us know when the hard working cops show up to mass shootings, school shootings, basically any call, and... acorn events.
Lol goofy
An acorn fell on his car
You sure as shit don't.
Did you drop the /s or what the hell are you talking about?
I think they're just really stupid
Yes so it's totally a valid excuse to shoot them dead if they're trying to run away in handcuffs. Especially when they haven't had their trial yet where they could be found innocent of their crime. They totally deserve to have their life ended.
/s
How tf are people thinking this is serious
I didn't realize that well executed trolling would cause such devastation in the Lemmy community. They understand shit posting, but they don't understand someone intentionally posting a fabrication that they know everyone else will disagree with.
Is your comment satire?
no they're deadly serious
I play Reverse Uno Straw man - YOU ARE BANISHED TO THE WASTES OF SOCIETY YUGI MOTO.
You had me in the first half