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[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You laugh, but eventually camvertisement will be common.

You wouldn't need OnlyFans, but something like Kick, with titles like "Chequitta Banana, fruit insertion HOT HISPANIC MILF", the sex worker just smiling and shrugging at the camera, like a Flintstone appliance saying "its a living".

There'll even be generational sex workers, reunions and conferences, with photos of them mounted opposite of the previous CEO's photos in some hallway at the fruit company HQ.

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I grew up watching Demolition Man, this in no way would surprise me.

[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah...?

...how do you use the three seashells? I got cuts from trying myself.

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

taanegl doesn’t know how to use the three seashells lololololol

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I can see how that could be confusing.

Edit: Well, think of a bidet, right? There's several processes. You have number one, you have number two, and then the cleanup. You can use them as little maracas as well. See, it's a musical instrument, and it's a hygiene element!