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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

sure I am gonna devote whatever little time left to myself to do side projects for you so that you increase your chances of stumbling upon a new innovation that will make you even more rich. solid idea.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And if that project fails, you're fired.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

And if that project succeeds, it is much harder for the corporation to take ownership of it.