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submitted 9 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago

Then the news should report it as if the company is doing bad. That will make the shareholders freak out.

"Company X financially looking bad, tries to compensate by laying off essential workers."

"Another round of layoffs at Company X, are they on a brink of bankruptcy?