this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] macisr@sh.itjust.works 231 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Grill dodged a bullet with this one. This anon seems to be really dumb. What kind of person never opens a gifted book, let alone one that is a gift from a girl? A person that doesn't read shit, that kind of person. She was clearly above him.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 9 months ago

Yeah I think this is obvious, anon clearly didn't give a shit about the gift so it's a clear sign for her to move on.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

Nature taking its course.

[–] Sodis@feddit.de 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, I got one once during a secret santa event. Put it on my to read list and never came around to it. Then I lent it to a friend and he told me, that there is a note for me inside, that I didn't know about.

[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Secret Santa is clearly not the same as a gift from someone you're romantically interested in, though.

[–] Sodis@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

True, but he wasn't, she was.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Could've just never got around it. "I'll check it out tomorrow", then days turn to weeks and so on. Happens