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Mayor Jacob Frey quips that choosing remote work over office makes you a 'loser' (Minneapolis, MN, USA) (bringmethenews.com)

submitted 9 months ago by MNByChoice@midwest.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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"I don't know if you saw this study the other day, but what this study clearly shows, is when people have the ability to come downtown to an office and don't, when they stay home, sitting on their couch with their nasty cat blanket diddling on their laptop ... if they do that for a few months, you become a loser! It's a study. We're not losers, are we?"

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This guy hasn't met someone with no future. We have no shame in admitting we lost and are, therefore, losers. I'll stay home and be happy. And the opinions of others don't actually effect my day-to-day life.

To quote Beck: "I'm a loser, baby."

[–] Deello@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

"So why don't you kill me"

[–] wanderingmagus@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I'm a loser, honey A schmoozer and a dummy But at least I know I'm not alone You're a loser Just like me!