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[–] BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 127 points 8 months ago (9 children)
  • All the workers have forearm tattoos

  • At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer

  • Bacon is $4 extra

  • The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] pigup@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The biggest disappointment

[–] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Also:

  • The waiter has a twirled moustache and wears a mesh shirt combined with a bowler hat
  • The $4 extra bacon is burned to charcoal strips
[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

God I wish my wish waiter wore a mesh shirt, where the hell is this?

[–] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

In a place where touching the waiters is not included, sorry ;)

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Drinks are served in jars, and your fries, well, you get 8 fries in a rusty old can.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago

The place is being run by 3 bearded lumbersexuals in flannel and ball caps having the time of their lives and a chick in overalls and her hair in a bandanna who could not be more over it.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago

A guy is laying in the corner working on his MacBook wearing those brown Marshall headphones

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 months ago

Also the heat is cranked up uncomfortably high. The air is muggy. The whole place smells of onion.

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

The sound is provided entirely by a neglected Technics 1200 that nobody knows how to adjust accept the barback that only works on Wednesdays and Fridays.

[–] Shenanigore@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

I hat that brushed butter bullshit. If you want a butter burger, it goes on the hamburger patty,

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

At this point pretty much all BOH staff in any resto are packing tons of tats. Probably easier to count the ones who don't