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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon becomes Jerry (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 100 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Well, as we know, Jerry's personality attracts teenagers

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Makes "The Shoes" awkward to re-watch.

[–] ziby0405@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

Why is she discussing my footwear???

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

🔥 🔥 🔥

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 2 points 7 months ago

there it is

[–] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Wait wtf gross

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Seinfeld (scroll down to personal life)

[–] VampyreOfNazareth@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

And his fat wallet.