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Anon cooks something they read on the internet (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Hello_there@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What an idiot. Everyone knows you use chocolate soymilk not chocolate milk.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

His mom buys him choccy milk because he is a big strong boy, not a soyboy.