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[–] tabris@lemmy.world 141 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I used to work in a new age shop that sold rock salt lamps. A woman came in one time to complain about the lamp she bought.

Woman: My salt lamp was dusty and dirty.

Me: Okay...

W: So I took the rock salt off the base.

Me: Hmm?

W: And I washed it with hot soapy water.

Me: Ah.

W: And it just dissolved!

Me: Yep, it's salt.

W: I want a refund.

Me: laughs.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This has me wondering if art supply stores have people coming in complaining that their pencil ran out of lead when they were in the middle of drawing.

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Yes, I have seen that first hand. Crayons too.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Aren't those things like the size of a fist? How long did she wash it for?!

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing it just lost all of the desirable texture of the crystals

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Im thinking she either just ran hot water over it, or decided to let it soak, only to come back to sea water in her sink.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

lmao reminds me of that raccoon with cotton candy

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to subscribe to more new age shop stories!

[–] spader312@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You've been subscribed to New Age Shop stories. For just $1 a day receive a new story delivered every morning. Reply HELP for help, STOP to unsubscribe. Msg& Data Rates May Apply

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Stop

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WHY THE FUCK WILL YOU NOT STOP