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Can Taylor Swift help Canada's seal meat industry, senate committee asks (ottawacitizen.com)

submitted 9 months ago by NightOwl@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Previous government efforts to boost the sale of seal products have also failed, noted Fink. As an example, she pointed to a 2014 plan which recommended the Fisheries and Oceans department try to revive the market for the sale of seal penises.

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[–] HWK_290@lemmy.world 87 points 9 months ago (17 children)

Nothing says buy seal penises like... Taylor swift?

Is the simulation collapsing into a Swift-ularity? She's suddenly at the center of everything, including seal meat. Wtf

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can only get so famous before the seal penis lobby come after you.

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago

...you die a hero or you live long enough to become the seal penis?

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