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Anon invents a new way to travel (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

just yeet yourself out Felix Baumgartner style.

this would be so awesome. i'd spend the whole time trying to come up with something clever to say, right before the yeeting.