I know right! When someone says they have allergies, I'm like no thanks weirdo, I don't want your disgusting allergies. Go cry into the tissues you have in your pocket already probably because you have allergies loser!

[–] DagonPie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I know this was a joke but im sorry you are getting down arrows for it.

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"I am allergic"

[–] DagonPie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Looks real allergic with his face buried in the cat.

[–] bytheclouds@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I am allergic to cats and have allowed a cat to rub it's head against my face multiple times, because that cat was a bro (and I had loratadine).

Also don't really like cats in general because most of them are jerks, just that specific one was, as I mentioned, a bro.

[–] DagonPie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Oh yeah no hate on that. But if i tell someone i have a cat and they tell me im allergic im like. Okay we can go one of two ways here and i will try my best not to show up with cat hair on my clothes.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the cat's in the process of slowly assassinating him, we don't know.

[–] DagonPie@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

They are all doing that to us. They are professionals.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Allergies so bad that he died.