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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon goes ape (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kjev@discuss.tchncs.de 86 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Then you realize that you died somewhere between steps 2 & 3.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I once saw him down six chained spicy Italian glizzies without breaking eye contact. Anon’s got this.

[–] Mnemnosyne@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Removedy?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Your instance fails the scunthorpe test. It says s-p-i-c-y.

LemmyNSFW admins keep making rookie mistakes.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

As in the function or that I removed comedy? In either case, yes.