This would only be cool if you're somehow guaranteed zero people/predators or cameras in a large enough radius that you won't ever be seen or attacked by an animal. Fucking under the stars on a real bed sounds pretty cool. But there is a building in the background. I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Forget zero people/predators, I need a guarantee for zero mosquitoes and flies

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago

I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope

I'd just start beating off while staring straight at it with an expressionless face.

[–] onion@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You could have walls but no roof

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

To make it even crazier, you could have a roof that is transparent and you could open. Tada you get as much outdoor as you want, without being soaked wet by the thunderstorm.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A greenhouse? Sounds fun in summer.

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

just open it then.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes all those natural predators in Switzerland you need to watch out for.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

According to Google they have wolves and bears. What more do you want?

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I would trust everything you read on Google. While Switzerland probably does have some wolves and bears realistically you're never going to encounter one.