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Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt (youtu.be)
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[โ€“] kromem@lemmy.world 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Basketball under shirt looks like pregnant.

Taking out like basketball abortion.

Alabama.

Trouble.

[โ€“] can@sh.itjust.works 24 points 9 months ago

To steal a YouTube comment: ball is life