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Missouri rule change would allow senators to challenge each other to a duel (www.newsweek.com)
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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

I want to see two senators duel with a couple of trout as weapons, whoever gets knocked down first loses.

No shoving, the knockdown must be accomplished with the trout and the trout alone.

Just two grown adults slapping each other with fish.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 1 points 8 months ago

And at the end a nice fish fry and everyone's bellies are full.

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like Wikipedia /s

[–] subignition@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like IRC

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

See also Monty Python, which is what I'm pretty sure inspired the trout slappery on IRC channels.