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Capitalists be like (slrpnk.net)
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[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 57 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That’s stupid, why share the profits when I can take it all for myself?

[–] onion@feddit.de 16 points 7 months ago

Holy shit new parasite just dropped

[–] Exosus@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well if you leech too many resources one of two things will happen:

  1. The host will remove you and kill you
  2. The host dies and you along with it

A parasite becoming too greedy will seal its own fate.

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

You forget the 3rd option, I hire some worms to eat the roots of anyone that tries to stop me and I move onto the next tree.