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They look like a tablespoon of strawberry jam.
Source: I've assisted in quite a few abortions.
...apologies if I just ruined strawberry jam for you.
...now I want an English muffin with some strawberry jam. But also I want to purchase, open, and put the jam on it myself without ever breaking eye contact with the jar so as to avoid accidentally injesting not jam.
Shame, you could be missing out some of those sweet stem cells.