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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Backend developer for certain, owing to ponytail theory.

Shame the original wording is so 2005. And right-to-left, for some reason.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The height increase of the ponytail is intended to demonstrate dominance

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

I wear my ponytail so loose that my hair band frequently falls out.

[–] RAM@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

determining women's intelligence from their appearance ?

that is a tad sexist :/

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Men can have ponytails.

Men's ponytails can look dumb.