this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2024
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"Honey, look me in the eyes... we have two kids together. Remember our first kiss under the bleachers after the game? Look into your heart, you know it's me!" ... is exactly what a flesh pumpkin minion would say. You won't have me now, flesh pumpkin!
Good looking out!